Top 10 NCAA mascots to win in a fight

Written by, Jacob C

             This list is my top 10 team mascots that can win in a fight. To break it down we will be using the group of 64 teams within the 2021 NCAA march madness bracket. There are many teams to pick, but there are only 10 mascots in this year’s tournament that can whoop ass. We will start with number 10 and work our way up to the king of the hill.

            I determined these teams by selecting who they are playing within March Madness through ESPN Tournament Challenge.

10. San Diego State Aztec Warriors– we begin with the number 2 human mascot on the board. I felt like the Aztec warrior just sounds like they are ready to win any fight that the come across. The person that is on the side for games just looks very intimidating as well.

9. Texas Longhorn steer– this mascot is a great pick that beat out animals such as a wild cat and a bear. I just through that with the horns and the power of a steer that that beast can not be beat unless it is faced up against a larger target.

8. UCSB Gauchos– this was the number one selection for the humans due to the fact that this mascot is a cowboy and is in the possession of a gun. The gaucho had a nice easy run the top 10 sic e it faced many inferior competitors such as a bird, tiger, and a cavalier. The gun is the main reason why the mascot was able to make it so far.

7. Clemson Tiger– I tiger is one of the fiercest animals on the planet. They are huge menat cats that can sneak up on it sprey and rip them to shreds. In its run to the 7 sport, it defeated a cougar, Viking, and the Aztec.

6. Florida Gator– The gator was a very hard decision to not put higher in this list. It’s a very strong and aggressive animal, but there were some that are better. Such as its defeat to the number 1 mascot.

5. Colorado Buffalo– the power that a buffalo has in incredible. I believe you sport, can piss one off there is not much that can stop it. There was only one beast that could take it down in the number 2 spot.

4. VCU Ram– The ram is very similar to the buffalo but much smaller. Lots of power for the little guy. VCU had a nice walk to the final four with a few matchups against people, a bird, and an antelope.

3. Baylor Bear– If a Grizzly bear is pissed off I believe that there is nothing that can really hurt it. Bears are massive creators that are tough and very strong. It has so many ways that it can tear openers apart.

2. Alabama Elephant– Bama gets it 2 spots just from the thought of an aggressive elephant. Piss off the largest land creature and there is no win in sight for the opponent.

1. Drexel Dragon– Finally, the number one most powerful mascot that can beat any other in a fight. The Drexel Dragon. Dragons are huge mythical creatures that breathe fire. I see no way that a dragon can lose unless its against and army. Dragons are so badass and Drexel Deserves the Number 1 spot in this list.

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